Chandigarh Landings
‘No man makes Chandigarh his destination, he just ends up here.’
In lots of ways Chandigarh is like Los Angles. Sans the blondes, or brunettes for that matter and yes a beach, or two if you ask me and yeah utter lack of good seafood. Rest is probably the same.
In simple words, Chandigarh could be surmised as India on a muzzle. The traffic is little less chaotic than rest of the country, it is less trashy than the other Indian cities, and there are less rapes than let’s say Delhi or even Karnal and utter lack of lip-smacking street-food. But overall, an okay place to live.
‘Where old boys unite, and old girls tantalize’
This is probably a personal opinion but Chandigarh must have the highest per capita MILFS in the country.
The only reason I wrote this is someone had to say it, and now it has been said. This is the thing with truth; you need someone with balls and a word processor to come out with it.
Good whiskey in Chandigarh is probably the cheapest in India that always makes it easier for alcoholic friends to bond over alcohol if nothing else.
Last Words
To quote Nehru, Chandigarh is the land, which is “unfettered by the traditions of the past, a symbol of the nation’s faith in the future.” Though in truth, it represents stagnation and the city’s primary economic activity is preparing the youth of Punjab to flee country for greener pastures.