When life gives you lemons, slice the bitch up in four equal parts.
Save the seeds.
Get yourself some tequila, apply salt on the lemon slices and enjoy thy sorrowful shots.
Take the seeds, plant them in your garden or a pot.
Make more lemons.
Remember this, do what you can, with what you got, wherever you are.
Do not let any bitch put you down in life.
So, when life gives you lemon, grow yourself a bloody lemon orchard. Just do not give up, there is no reward for quitting.