2014: The Year Ahead

Personal change : Zilch

Unlike my brethren from India, I am hardly what you may call superstitious. My religious beliefs are agnostic at best though I still don a turban to honor my forefathers. And the fact that a cup of strong black coffee was a requirement for a satisfactory bowel movement, just like it had been for each day of the year 2013, I knew nothing had changed.

The People in Politics:

Kejriwal, the man.

This man has given more hope than a naked broad rubbing tits in my face. Not so eloquent but that is how I would describe him. There is perhaps nothing I could add to the chitter chatter out there but it sure does feel good. This man has done more to change the way of our politics than all that crap that came out the seed of Jawaharlal Nehru.

Did you NaMO today?

Narendrabhai is our great brown hope and I am serious about it. He should be our Prime Minister and unfurl Tiranga at the Red Fort this year. I am not a psephologist but if he manages to get rid of Rajnath Singh and Gadkari, he might win a couple of more seats than he would otherwise. At least, do not have them stand behind you, beside you, around you when you are give speeches and appear in the public. Clean your house and the nation will let you clean the country.

Rahul Gandhi, the imbecile.

Rahul Gandhi reminds me of the queer son of Edward Longshanks from the movie Braveheart whose misses was shagging William Wallace. I am not even sure if he wants to be there.  If I may borrow some of my Meerut eloquence, I would put it this way,

Some people are born chutiya – Rajiv Gandhi
Some people become chutiya – Indira Gandhi
Some people have chutiyap thrust upon them – Rahul Gandhi

And being called a chutiya in Western UP is not really a bad thing either.  I am not sure about Rahul Baba but I know for sure, I am not doing justice to the word.

When the life of every Indian depends so much on the product of a degenerate father (Rajiv Gandhi) and the party (Indian National Congress) that is responsible for every ill that plagues this nation of ours, we know the ride will not be easy. We have no choice but to stand besides these men (AK/NaMo) for our own sakes, for the sake of our children and their children.  At the end of the day, this is our fight, this is our life, and this is our country.

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